It’s the night before Christmas and Santa is going through some problems. His elves were lowkey pissed off at him for not paying them right. One of the elves, Peter Dinklage, brought it up to Santa that the elves should be getting paid 10 cents per 1000 toys, not 9 cents. Santa was like "Nah fam. You ain't built like that to deserve allat bread." So, Peter Dinklage and elves went on a strike, in protest that Santa paid them more money, and Santa STILL didn't agree with them. Santa told the elves that he didn't need them and sent all seven of them to work with Snow White… because Santa had a plan. He was going to do what was least expected.. He was going to steal.
Rudolph gathered his fellow reindeer and began speaking in an unknown dialect. However, from what I know about Rudolph I’m assuming he and his fellow buddies were gonna take the sleigh on a little joyride to their reindeer girlfriends, which Santa explicitly told them not to. Rudolph and his gang sped through the night in the sleigh, high and drunk, breaking every major air law, just to spend time with their girlfriends.
On the way back though, the reindeer are speeding through the night, when they see a big blob right in the middle of the clouds. Prancer shouts to Rudolph "TEN POUNDS OF PINE NEEDLES IF YOU HIT THAT FAT BLOB ON THE STREETS!" Rudolph immediately switched lanes and plowed right through the blob, who was immediately killed. The reindeer were just about to escape, when Dancer yelled "GUYS WE HIT SANTA." The reindeer all looked to see the jolly old fat man reduced to a mere pancake.
The reindeer all looked at each other in astonishment, proceeded to leave the north pole and completely change their identities, now calling themselves moose.
That is how Santa got run over by reindeer and why there are so many moose up north
Add comment
Comments