Oreos are my guilty obsession. As a kid it wasn’t even an obsession at that point, it was an addiction. My addiction to Oreos is the exact same as the homeless men down the block on crack’s addiction to cocaine(I wish I was kidding). I would show those Oreos zero mercy, those packages of snacks sent from the gods last a good minute before the whole package has been emptied by a skinny 9-year old kid. It was something about the sugaryness of those Oreos, the cholatelyness of the biscuits, they controlled basically my whole life up until now.
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